This is Hank, he is the embodiment of all the administrators combined.

What is this Place?

You've arrived at the front door step of the official Counter-Strike: Global Offensive Administrators den. Here you will see a collage of hundreds if not thousands of previous victims- including potentially yourself if you're lucky. There are many that fake our duty and run a YouTube channel around this concept, however we are the best in the world at our job and look down upon phonies.

We're authentic and original, every practice you see that we do was discovered & brewed in-house for our duties. This is unlike some people who are publicly known clowns impersonating our duties, please do not compare us to people of lower stature.

Yes, we are fat and we are trying to ban you. You've saved yourself by coming to this site. Best choice you've made in a while.

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